This is Hacker Public Radio Episode 3, 2024 for Thursday the 5 March 2020. Today's show is entitled A Funny Thing Happened The Other Day. It is hosted by MRX and is about four minutes long and carries an explicit flag. The summer is describing a funny thing that happened the other day. This episode of HBR is brought to you by AnanasToast.com. Get 15% discount on all shared hosting with the offer code HBR15 that's HBR15. Better web hosting that's Aniston Fair at AnanasToast.com. Hello and welcome Hacker Public Radio Dance. My name is MRX and welcome to this point cast. I just like to start by thanking the people of HPR for making this serve as available to us all. It's truly an invaluable service on these here in the troops. HPR as a community led podcast provided by the community for the community. That means you can contribute to why don't you pick up a microphone or your phone some sort of video recording device. I'm sure you've got something about and the card something. I'm sure we don't like to hear it. If we all contributed something there would be plenty to go around and we wouldn't be short of shows. Go ahead and give it a go. You know you'd like it if I can do it so can you. So me and Mrs. X were sitting in the living room on the sofa and I thought I heard something and I said, do you hear that? Mrs. X here to what? I said, listen. I don't hear anything she said. So let's dig in. I've heard this noise and my first thought was, well it maybe it's a small border something that's been hot because we have windows that at the front in the back of the house and then from a bird passing through it looks like it could look like it's about that they could just fly straight through and we've heard a number of bug strikes on the windows over the years. So I got up and I walked to the front of the house and I had to listen. Couldn't hear anything. I walked the back to the sofa again, sat back down and there must have flown away as here or something like that. Then I heard it again. I said, did you hear that? Mrs. X said yes. What was it? I said don't know it. It sounds like a bug. Maybe it's the back of the house. So I got up. I walked to the windows that back of the house it's quite a small living room really and I had a listen. I couldn't hear anything and I saw a strange. So I walked back to the sofa sat down for some evening viewing. Then I heard it again. Where's that coming from? My mum is coming from the kitchen and Mrs. X said, okay, or maybe it has, so I got up. I walked to the kitchen. I had a listen. Nothing. I actually know it. I heard it very faintly. I couldn't see anything. I had a look at the side and I thought when there was nothing at all. I walked back to the sofa, sat down. There it was again. One of those had noise and I got up and I walked halfway between the sofa and the kitchen. There's a retable next to the door and I stopped. There was it noise again. Where this thing was louder. How can that be? So I went down at my feet and there was a dog's basket. Here was a dog with his left nostril crushed against his bed. You've been listening to Hecker Public Radio as Hecker Public Radio.org. We are a community podcast network that releases shows every weekday Monday through Friday. Today showed, like all our shows, was contributed by a HBO artist near like yourself. If you ever thought of recording a podcast and click on our contributing to find out how easy it really is. Hecker Public Radio was found by the digital.com and the informomicon computer club and it's part of the binary revolution at binrev.com. If you have comments on today's show, please email the host directly. Leave a comment on the website or record a follow up episode yourself. On this otherwise status, today's show is released on the creative comments, attribution, share a like, feed us our license.